Tag Archives: Patience

APATHY DISGUISED AS PATIENCE

Posted on July 7, 2010 by

Waiting is a concept designed by the inefficient for the apathetic. The queue is a system that assumes everyone’s need is equal. Now darlings, if everyone’s need is in fact equal by all means lets form an orderly queue. If … Continue reading →

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Q:WHERE DO BAD ARTISTS GO WHEN THEY DIE? A:PURGATORY

Posted on July 2, 2010 by

 How do you become a good artist? That’s easy , just be too good to be bad, or be so bad that it make’s you good, but never, I repeat for effect never, be ineffectual. What is the fastest way … Continue reading →

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CORPORATE (FUN)DAMENTALISM.

Posted on June 4, 2010 by

First Nestle had the cheek to censor artificial colourants; removing them from Smarties has transformed these rainbow droplets into turgid shadows of their previous selves. Ugly ugly ugly! Then they had the audacity to sell this decision to us, the loyal consumer, … Continue reading →

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